| Send a smile |
| Written by AP |
| Friday, 01 October 2010 10:24 |
Do you know
Today is
Send a Smile day ?
Try to give one of your smiles today to strangers. But Beware
Smiling is infectious, Help everyone to smile today by contributing a good joke on this site/forum !!
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| Last Updated on Friday, 01 October 2010 11:27 |
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ASLI MUMMIYA:"Ek baat tumhe kinti baar bataani padti hai"
DHAMKAANE WAALI MUMMIYA:"Aane do tumhaare papa ko,shikaayat karti hu tumhaari"
ITIHAAS PASAND MUMMIYA:"Jab mai tumhaari umra ki thi to ghar ka sab kaam karti thi"
BHAVISHYA BATAANE WAALI MUMMIYA:"Mujhe pata tha,ye tutega"
CONFUSED MUMMIYA:"Mai insaan hu ki machine?"
SELFISH MUMMIYA:"Tiffin me paraanthe tumhaare liye diye the ya tumhaare dosto k liye"
SHAKKI MUMMIYA:"25 mese 25 number??,zaroor tumne cheating ki hogi!"
Russian scientists found
traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and
came to the conclusion
that their ancestors already had a telephone
network one thousand years
ago.
So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed,
American scientists dug
200 metres and headlines in the US papers read:
"US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old
optical fibres, and have
concluded that their ancestors already had
advanced high-tech digital
telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians."
One week later, the Indian newspapers reported the
following:
"After digging as deep as 500 metres, Indian
scientists have found
absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000
years ago, their
ancestors were already using wireless technology .
Old Fashioned Mother-Shaba Khair....
our Mom-Mene is laptop ko aag laga deni hai.. ab so b ja !!
1 churail kabhi mere age
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kia hai"
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:
"Until INDIA wins the football world cup,m gonna keep loving you"
A wife hit her husband with a frying pan.
Husband: What was that for..?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it..
Husband: I took part in a race last week
and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.
1. The Art Student: This is out of syllabus !
2. The Commerce Student:
“yeh question hi galat hai. !”
3. The Medical Student: ‘It is strange.’
‘yeh kaise hoga.
Engineering Student: “It is so Easy!”
(2 / 10)
= Two / Ten
‘T’ is common, Hence = wo / en
Now,
‘W’ is the 23rd letter and ‘O’ is 15th;
Similarly ,
‘E’ is 5th, and ‘N’ is 14th.
Hence ( wo / en ) = (23+15)/(5+14)
= (38 / 19)
= 2
Engineers are never worried for the
“Answer kya hai ”
They will only ask:
“Answer kyaa laanaa hai.”
“That is ENGINEER !”
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