A Reality ?

 One day, three executives, one from Reliance, one from Infosys and one from NFL, went out for a walk.

 They were old buddies from Engg.college, and they were together for a college reunion. For no apparent reason, they went into a zoo and passed a monkey.

Being from the same college, there was a little bit of a peer competition going on between themselves - they couldn't resist testing themselves against each other especially the Infosys guy. Said he to the others: "Why don't we prove who is the best among ourselves?". Why not, said the other two.

The Infoscion said "Let's have a test. Whoever makes this monkey laugh, works for the best firm". By mutual agreement, the Infoscion took the first turn. Being a pure logical strategist, the Infoscion tried to make the monkey laugh by telling jokes. The monkey stayed still. As a more practical person, the Reliance guy tried to make funny gestures... no good, the monkey stayed put... Now, comes the NFL guy... being the coolest as he was always trained to be, he whispered something into the monkey's ear, and it burst out laughing at him. The other two were astonished. How did this NFL guy manage to beat them?

No way they were going to accept defeat so easily. So the Reliance guy said "OK, let's take another test. Let's make this monkey cry !!" So there they went again, applying the same methods as before. The Infosys guy narrated sad stories, the Reliance guy made sad gestures,and they failed again...Then, the NFL guy again whispered something into the monkey's ear and lo! It started crying, patting the NFL guy's shoulder! The other two just could not believe their eyes!

So the Infoscion said "OK, you've won twice. If you can in just this one, we will bow to you. Let's make this monkey run". And he barked at the monkey and ordered him to run. Of course, it stayed where it was. The Reliance guy, true to his type, pushed and prodded the monkey - still no go. So...here comes our NFL guy, again, and whispers into the monkey's ear. The monkey just takes off! It runs and runs as fast as it can, as if it was scared to death!

The other two surrendered now. Said they: "OK, we give up. You're the best among us, and you work for the best firm of the three. But please, please tell us your secret," they begged him.

 "Well", said the NFL guy, "The first time I made it laugh, I told it I work for a NFL. The next time, I told the monkey how much I get paid...so it started crying. And then I told him that I was here for recruitment!!!"